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Alexis|Slytherin|Fujoshi|♌|Artist/Writer|CIS|ENFP
Hazel(The Knower)|Neutral Good|Sanguine|Type 2|Artisan

Hiya! I'm Alexis, feel free to call me what you want (if we become friends you can venture towards profanity and also dont. call me 'babe' unless you are Anna, of course). I was born August 21, 1998! Um, I'm single if that is relevant in any way (I also identify as pansexual). I currently live in Oklahoma, and I also grew up here. I can go from sweet to bitchy to extremely pervy in just a matter of time. I LOVE making new friends! So don't be shy! Um, I'm not the best at describing myself, I tend to let my Leo-ness shine and I have a bit of an ego. I have a kik, facebook and skype, so let's be friends :3

p.s. my kik is alexispoohbear. If you send me a dick pic without asking, we won't get along. (Female nudes are a-okay)
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rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

sassysteakstealer:
There once was a sarcastic skunk. She was so sarcastic, that the sassy steak stealer loved her 5evr. Also, she was the hottest in the land.

Beautiful
Brought tears to my eyes.

princecanary:

This is a very special thank you so anyone who looked at, liked, or rebloged the silly, poorly drawn comic I uploaded a while back. It has 230,000+ notes! It fills me with great joy that people still care about fashion in the work place. Thank you all so much!  

princecanary:

This is a very special thank you so anyone who looked at, liked, or rebloged the silly, poorly drawn comic I uploaded a while back. It has 230,000+ notes! It fills me with great joy that people still care about fashion in the work place. Thank you all so much!  

ask-gallows-callibrator:

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO

kstewsblackbra:

me as a parent

reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

Tis true

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

scribblesome:

I came to Skyrim to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now…

scribblesome:

I came to Skyrim to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now…

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

boyvstheworld:

Wonder Woman is my everything.

The Survey Corps After Every Expedition

phantomhivefanatic:

makara413:

image

THIS IS AWFUL WHY AM I LAUGHING