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Alexis|Slytherin|Fujoshi|♌|Artist/Writer|CIS|ENFP
Hazel(The Knower)|Neutral Good|Sanguine|Type 2|Artisan

Hiya! I'm Alexis, feel free to call me what you want (if we become friends you can venture towards profanity and also dont. call me 'babe' unless you are Anna, of course). I was born August 21, 1998! Um, I'm single if that is relevant in any way (I also identify as pansexual). I currently live in Oklahoma, and I also grew up here. I can go from sweet to bitchy to extremely pervy in just a matter of time. I LOVE making new friends! So don't be shy! Um, I'm not the best at describing myself, I tend to let my Leo-ness shine and I have a bit of an ego. I have a kik, facebook and skype, so let's be friends :3

p.s. my kik is alexispoohbear. If you send me a dick pic without asking, we won't get along. (Female nudes are a-okay)
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thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

makemyheadswim:

hannahbadgerdontcare:

So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus

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and I just

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their faces, their hair, the fedora

POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS

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I see no difference

JFC

workoutworkitgirl:


mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

This is such a beautiful post.

workoutworkitgirl:

mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

This is such a beautiful post.

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

christoffferrr:

monochromaticbirds:

anitwat:


I applaud the person who made this gif. It doesn’t skip back it flows, Omg I just can’t. 

yeah wtf this is the best gif ever

A perfect gif :o

Seamless gif

christoffferrr:

monochromaticbirds:

anitwat:

I applaud the person who made this gif. It doesn’t skip back it flows, Omg I just can’t. 

yeah wtf this is the best gif ever

A perfect gif :o

Seamless gif

pizzaswag:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

setbabiesonfire:

lovingchokehold:

At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit

That’s when you change your name and move across the country.

setbabiesonfire:

lovingchokehold:

At first I thought I was looking at their faces and then I was like holy shit

That’s when you change your name and move across the country.

wickedclothes:

Glow In The Dark Dragonfly Necklace

Inside of this glass bubble is a tiny dragonfly, which glows bright blue in the dark. The glass bubble is topped with a flower bead cap. Hung on a silver-plated chain. Sold on Etsy.

assortedtrolls:


lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

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